Ok not actually tutorial, just me ranting about my third flu this year. I'm turning just turning 20 this year and my health is already gone, I should start my funeral arrangements already lol. My absence is partly due to this; I've been too tired to do anything except watch Supernatural.
Do your hair in weird-ass ways. No one will notice that your face looks like something that could be from The walking dead if your hair resembles a pineapple.
If you happen to suffer from dry eyes and make-up hurts like a bitch, use gigantic glasses. Everyone will think you've just found your inner hipsterness.
Get gigantic scarf. Not only it will keep your neck warm...
... it also works as a great place to hide your face in case suddenly realize you look more or less like a living dead.
If you're nose starts hurting from having wiping it with tissues all the time, don't be afraid of using a medical cream like Bepanthen. It will blend in greatly to your skin now that it's whiter than Voldemort's.
Do stupid shit like go shopping in Ikea (= walk around for hours in a humongous maze) and assemble new furniture. This will prolong your sickness for sure so that you have time to try all these tips!
Merry sickness and happy sneezing!